Woman grows nails instead of hair

A young woman in Memphis, Shanyna Isom, began producing nails instead of hair after an allergic reaction to steroids back in 2009.  This doesn't only affect the hair on her head, but the hair all over her body.  As such, she now needs others to help her move around and even with 25 different medications to help control the condition, can only walk with a cane.  She has consulted doctors all over the country and even one in the Netherlands, but none of them have been able to diagnose her.  It is a true medical mystery.

Source: WMC-TV

More pictures and a video can be found at the WMC-TV news site.

Learn how you can help at the SAI Foundation, founded in order to help Shanyna with her medical bills, as well as others with undiagnosable illnesses.

Spiders found in boy's ear!

And, after a semester-long hiatus, we're back with the charming story of two spiders, Floaty and Drowny, found in a little boy's ear. He thinks they fell in while he slept. (Bet you're going to feel great going to bed tonight!) However, the Straight Dope takes a look at the video that accompanies the news story (see below), in which they claim that there were two spiders, and they must have been surviving on the kid's earwax. The Straight Dope tells us that not only is the concept of spiders eating earwax total bullshit (my words, not theirs), but that it's clear in the video that it is not two spiders, but one spider along with his molted exoskeleton.

Also, apparently a spider walking around in your ear canal sounds like Rice Krispies. Hungry, anyone?

Article at CNN
Video at Youtube
Re-examination of video from the Straight Dope

Count Fistula

You know something is going to be a Horrible Thing (and therefore of great interest to me) when the news article starts out like this:

"Nov. 13, 2006 - Warning: do not read this story if you are easily disturbed by graphic information, or are under age, or are easily upset by accounts of gruesome sexual violence."

Newsweek's World News reports on the problem of rape in Congo being used as a means of terrorism, to continue a war that is supposed to be over. But this isn't your garden-variety rape, here. These women have been raped and abused so badly that they've developed fistulas.

Fistulas (here, where the barrier between the vagina and the rectum or the vagina and the bladder is torn, connecting the two areas) are pretty rare in most parts of the world. Even really violent rapes don't usually cause fistulas. So when western doctors heard about the vast amount of fistula reports, they didn't believe it. Then they realized what was happening-- there is a vicious circle of almost ritualized rape in many areas of Congo, especially the countryside. One faction will raid a village, kill, rape the women, and leave. The surviving men raid the village supporting the first group and do the same. These groups each have a "signature" for when they rape women, which usually involves inserting something into the woman's vagina. Occasionally they even shoot the woman through the vagina, but they are careful not to kill her. They don't want to kill her, they want to cause as much damage as possible. These women will then become incontinent and infected, and almost certainly shunned by their society. Many will never be able to have children. Some can become continent again if they receive treatment and surgery-- others can't. I would like to point out that I have been using the term "woman" here loosely-- the victims are all ages. The oldest victim was 71. The youngest? Only 12 months old.

Horrible Things That Happen to People: Police

So, as you may have heard by now, there was a bad incident in one of the UCLA libraries where a student was tasered up to five times by campus police. He was asked to show his student ID and refused, and he was then asked to leave. He refused to do this as well.

However (and this isn't in every news article), when the campus cops showed up, he grabbed his backpack and started to leave. One of the cops grabbed the student's arm, and the student stopped and told the cop to let go. Another cop approached, and the student began yelling, "get off me!" Then the police tasered the student for the first time. The student fell to the floor and cried out in pain, telling the police he had a medical issue. The cops repeatedly told him to stand up, and tasered him again when he would not (or could not) do so. The student repeatedly cried, "I said I'd leave!" and variants thereof. The cops also told the other students who had congregated that if they didn't stay back, they'd get tasered as well. The student continued to struggle and was eventually shocked five times.

And, of course, he was Muslim.

73 people died from tasers in 2005. There was a recent death caused by tasers in my home state of Wisconsin, where a schizophrenic man died after being shocked twice. He was not shocked because he was being violent, only because he didn't want to put his hands behind his back so that he could be handcuffed.

80% of suspects shocked by tasers were not brandishing any weapon. Often "painful compliance" techniques are used by police on peaceful protesters, especially when they are in large groups. Note that tasers are not meant to be used in this way; they are meant to be used when cops would otherwise use a gun, to decrease mortalities. Also note that to have a license for a taser, one must themselves be shocked by one. So these cops knew exactly how it felt to be shocked. And they also knew that they were only making it more difficult for the student to stand up as they shocked him.

See the video shot by a student witnessing the event at YouTube. It's pretty haunting, and you can see a lot that didn't make it to the news articles (e.g. the student repeating "I said I'd leave!"). You can read a statement by the acting chancellor of UCLA here. There's news articles everywhere, you can start here or here, but my favorite article is here.

Rapist getting off to an early start

A boy under the age of 7 is accused of sexually assaulting a female classmate with his fingers and then a stick he found on the playground. Jesus Christ. What is our world coming to? What is wrong with this kid? The truly horrible thing is-- this boy might still be at this same school. Of course, the school district is going to take measures to "keep the two children separated." Right, that will work well, I'msosure.

Link (with video of news broadcast).

Teen rapes his own mother

Can you say, Oedipus complex? (Also, note that there's a video you can watch at the site.)